you don't get that sensation from a power tool
ray | they/she | 23 | pan | autistic | im an american hiding in swicily
ray | they/she | 23 | pan | autistic | im an american hiding in swicily
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why
this place has a brunch menu where everything’s named after this summer’s movies. so you got stuff like “indiana jones and the mango french toast of destiny” or my favorite:
“Oh, now it almost seems like we’re a couple.”
dream job shielding yukis eyes from the harsh sun while he looks beautiful and forlorn
this is comedy
most loser country ever:
england
USA
france
any variation of nordic europe (tags)
canada
spain
other (tags)
anytime kirk loses his shirt i’m like always expecting him to be rocking the whale tail of a g-string in the back
see. he’s right at home in that thing
there is only one empire in the world and it is baklava empire
our glorious baklavastan
But they all care about each other, honest…
AN
(even more confusing)UPDATE BECAUSE I FORGOT A BUNCH OF LINES:You forgot the arrows for who is fucking who. Cuz there’s a lot of that, too.
Much like the potential ‘spied on’ arrows, if I had made lines for fucked this would’ve taken me all day 😂😅
My favorite part of The Barbie Movie is when she said “its Barbin’ time” and then she Barbed all over those guys
Audio Transcript:
Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different
Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.
*fireworks*
Daffy Duck: God damn
